Wait, did you already do a feed?
A shared feed, nappy and sleep log for both your phones. No account, no subscription, end-to-end encrypted. £2 once, and that's the last you'll hear about money.
It's 3am, you've got a baby in one arm, and you cannot remember whether that bottle was an hour ago or three. The one person who'd know is asleep and has earned it. Baby Brain answers it in one look, because you both log to the same place.
I built it for the two of us, at the point where every other option wanted an account, a subscription, and a good look at our data. It's named after the condition that made us need it. Everything on this page works today, on our own phones.
The demo
The demo is the real app with a made-up week already in it, so you can prod every button without handing over an email address. It's a showroom, not a trial. Close the tab and it's gone, so don't start logging your actual baby in there.
It also can't sync. That needs a second phone and a shared code, and it's the part you're actually paying for. Everything else is exactly what you get: the timers, the one-tap nappy, the totals, the 4am screen.
What it's like to use
- One tap for a nappy. Wet, dirty, both. That's the whole interaction. The buttons are big because it's dark and you've got one thumb.
- Feeds and naps run a timer. Bottle and breast get their own button, so starting either is one tap. It asks for the ml or the side at the end, not the beginning. Forgot to stop the timer? Change the time afterwards. Nothing tuts at you.
- The other phone sees it in seconds. Even mid-feed, so nobody starts a second one. No accounts to set up, no invites, no waiting for anyone to wake up.
- It works with no signal at all. Everything saves to your phone first. Basement wards, planes, the stretch of the A9 where nothing has ever worked. It catches up when you're back.
- Nobody can read it. Including me. Entries are end-to-end encrypted on your phone before they go anywhere. What reaches my server is noise, and I don't have the key.
What you can log
Nappies. Bottles in ml. Breastfeeds, timed, with the side. Sleep, medicine, weight, temperature, and milestones as they happen. All metric, all the time. No ounces, no cups, nothing to convert at 4am.
It's a log, not advice. It records what you tell it and has no opinion about your baby.
The bits that only matter at 4am
- A countdown after each feed, so you know roughly how long you've got before it all starts again.
- Tap a running timer and it fills the screen and stays lit, so you can read it from across a dark room without moving the baby.
- Daily and weekly totals, for when the health visitor asks.
- Got the time wrong? Tap the entry and fix it. Delete has an undo, because of course it does.
- Export the lot to a file you keep. One tap, no request form, no waiting on me.
- Add as many devices as you like. Both phones, a tablet, a new handset when you drop yours down the loo.
£2. Once. That's it.
Not a subscription. Your baby grows out of nappy logs, and you shouldn't still be paying by the time they do. In a couple of years you'll stop opening this, and that's a perfectly good ending.
Two quid covers the running costs and means I've no reason to get clever with data I couldn't read anyway. No premium tier, no ads, no free version I'd have to make annoying.
Not for you? Email me within 14 days and I'll refund it, no questions.
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Who made this
Made in Edinburgh by Allan Corbett, one person with a small child and an extremely complete nappy log. I'm at allan@corbett.fyi, and there's more of my stuff at superallan.com.