The terms.

I'm Allan Corbett, one person in Edinburgh. This is the agreement between you and me, under Scots law, written the way I'd explain it to you in person.

It is a log, not medical advice

Baby Brain records what you tell it. It knows nothing about your baby and isn't a medical device, so don't use it to make a medical decision. If you're worried, ring your health visitor, your GP, or 111.

What you're buying

Logging on one phone is free and carries no licence at all. The £2 buys syncing between your phones, and it doesn't expire. If I ever stop running the relay, your data stays on your phones and only the syncing stops. Nothing gets held hostage.

Refunds

Email me within 14 days and I'll refund the £2, no questions. After that I'll still read the email and probably say yes. Your UK consumer rights apply on top of this regardless.

What you can expect from me

• No ads, no upsells, no "you haven't logged in a while" emails.
• If I shut it down, 30 days' notice. Export is already there, any time.
• Best effort on uptime. It's £2 and I'm one person, so there's no guarantee behind that.
• The relay keeps each change for 30 days, then deletes it. See why I can't read any of it.

What I can't promise

• That your phone won't fail, or that clearing your browser data won't take your entries with it. Export occasionally.
• That every browser behaves. I support current Safari, Chrome and Firefox on iOS and Android.
• That I can get your data back. I hold encrypted entries I can't read, which is the deal, and I think it's the right one.

Fair use

Use the relay for your own baby data from your own devices. Don't use it as file storage, don't scrape it, and don't try to knock it over. There's no ops team, there's me, and I'm also up at 3am.

Liability

As far as the law allows, I'm not liable for indirect or knock-on losses. Nothing here limits what can't legally be limited, like death or personal injury caused by negligence, or fraud.

Changes

If these change, I'll update this page and date it. Anything significant gets a note on the homepage.

Last updated: 2026-10-12.